I go by two mottos. Opinions are like assholes… everybody’s got one, and they’re often full of shit. and God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
And I’ll try every drug I find, Except maybe heroin and cyanide, But there’s a reason I just can’t afford it yet. Oh, its just another overdose
Only in America, can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance, do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters, do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke, only in America do we have drive up atm machines with braille lettering.
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